I gotta loooove bacon bubblegum.

Also, i have a new user image.Nice, isn't it?Got it from a tankmen dressup.I just edited it, nothing else.

Thanks to Fluffkomix, i got the idea of making my own real life achievements.The bold ones, are already accomplished.Next to them you will see the date of the day i accomplished it, and how it was done.

1-Get an airsoft gun, and shoot somebody in the face. 8/7/09.I shot my best friend.
2-Beat battlezone 2, that game is too damn hard.
3-Get a girlfriend ( don't say that im a helpless, fat nerd.i already had one, a year ago)
4-Submit a flash and get a score higher than 2.50.
4B-Submit something into the portal.
5-Get involved in an epic topic that will be remembered forever.
6-Order something from the NG store.
7-Do something evil to the people on my classroom, like...
A-Sticking something in someone's ass. 7/7/09.A piece of paper.
B-Punch somebody in the face and run away, record it, and then upload it to youtube.
C-Stick a offensive Post-It in someone's back. 3/6/09.It said "$20 an hour, $40 the whole day"Got pics.
D-Sing "The great mighty poo" on the classroom.
8-Resist 2 minutes without breathing. 8/7/09. 2 minutes, 4 seconds and 16 miliseconds.

I may add more achievements.Or not.Sue me.

FFFFUUUU-
if you dont get it, look at the top one.

I lied.It's not awesome.It's AWESOME!
Im going to make a Tankmen related submission, but im really lazy, so expect it to be uploaded in 2 weeks or more.

also, i 've seen some games announced in E3.
Assasin's Creed 2
Assasin's Creed 2 Gameplay

Left 4 Dead 2 ( which would be better if it was called Left 2 Die)
Left 4 Dead 2 multiplayer

Goodbye fellas!

I lost my trusty level 8 fingerless glove.The accident happened at Wednesday 10 of the year 2009 at 20:09 PM.I voted on the Chainsawface collab, with a five.Now i'm a ugly level nine glove.We will miss him.

I promise, i will not stop until i level up at LEVEL 23! NO MATTER WHAT, I WILL!

Hello thar.its teh n00 episoad.enj0y i7.

!mpaler - dude, i want a ticket to see the jonas brothers sooooo bad
!mpaler - but i dont have bombs >:(
Frencho - well, i got a message in my cellphone about a guy that sells tickets
Frencho - for $3
!mpaler - really?
Frencho - yep
Frencho - when i received the message on school
Frencho - on my maths class
Frencho - i screamed
Frencho - OMFG THE JONAS BROTHERS IM SO GODDAMN FUCKING HAPPY OH MY I GOT A BONER
Frencho - then i kept scereaming, while running out of the classroom
!mpaler - fucking epic dude
Frencho - yep
!mpaler - XD

Teh edn.
P.D.: i write in lolspeak just for the lulz.

This is based on a real story.No, really.

Toti-hello
Frencho- what the fuck do you want?
Toti-nothing ^^
Frencho- THEN STOP BOTHERING FOR FUCK SAKE
Toti-i didnt bother at all
Frencho-YOUR FACE
Toti-that doesnt make sense.¬¬
Frencho- LIKE YOUR FACE
Toti- your face doesnt make sense.
Frencho- YOUR MOM DOESNT MAKE SENSE
Toti-your grammar doesnt make sense.
Frencho- LIKE YOUR-wait a second.it really doesnt make sense.
Toti- see?
Frencho-yeah.
Frencho-sorry about that.
Toti- ohh shit
Toti- gotta go
Toti-see ya next monday
Toti-love ya
Frencho- FUCK YOU

ooh, im so lovely. :D

Happy Pico day for everybody and everyone!i saw some of the movies and almost all of them are pretty sweet.but i dont want to sound like a generic "Pico day" post.So i have some other things to say.

1)first, i got an idea for a BADASS CELLPHONE.You know about mapmakers on games and all of that stuff.well my idea is this.imaginate that you could CODE the cellphone to make certain things.example, if you press the same button more than 30 times in a row, the cell phone plays a specific sound that you can customize ( a sound like "STOP POKING ME! , the windows error,etc)
isnt that awesome?

and the last one, is this. I GOT SPAM IN MY INBOX.not the spam that real people make.the spam made by those fake emails that say enlarge your penis,and more.there's a image at the bottom.

oh, and by the way, Happy Birthday Tom! :D

Indeed, i am.

WHAT THE FUCK.that fucking china skin is terrible.the first five minutes were nice, but after 30 minutes, i wanted to pull my eyes off.the colours suck balls,some words like NG USERS and COCKS are replaced.i cant see my medals.the chinese guy photo instead of my trusty level 8 glove is scary.some games are prohibited.i cant post on the NG BBS.for fuck sake,i want the old skin back

newgrounds.what the fuck.